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Silenced Submachine Gun: ВP I just hate the look and feel of this thing. Maybe itвІЂЂЂs because I feel like IвІЂЂЂm holding a big black dildo or вІV something вІV and I just didnвІЂЂЂt sign up for that, you know? Whatever it is, I canвІЂЂЂt really be bothered to analyze exactly why IвІЂЂЂm so annoyed by this stupid little gun, all I know for sure is that in the event I get stuck with it? IвІЂЂЂm tossing it the first chance I get for something bigger and badder. And there are a number of these big bad guns in L4D2 as we shall see soon enough.

Chrome Shotgun: Better looking than the pump shotgun which gets it a higher ranking, and its higher damage rating helps too. (Yeah, I brought up stats which I wasnвІЂЂЂt going to do. I needed some outside help to even have an opinion on this dumb gun, sue me.) But this gun has essentially the same problems as the pump shotgun and a carry capacity of 56 as opposed to 128 for its uglier cousin the Pump. No one cares about you, Chrome Shotgun. Moving on.

Hunting Rifle: IвІЂЂЂve never had much use for this gun. Every once in a while I am seduced by a desire to kill zombies from far away where they canвІЂЂЂt see me and watch their heads explode gore all over their zombie friends aka my next victims вІЂЂЂ but while this gun appeals to the psycho sniper in me, IвІЂЂЂve never found much use for it in game play since it very quickly becomes a liability in close quarters, and there are other guns with quite sufficient long range for most situations. And just to show you how much I donвІЂЂЂt appreciate how youвІЂЂЂve repeatedly seduced me and left me out to dry, Hunting Rifle, I am almost tempted to rank you even lower than the lowly Pump Shotgun. I hope youвІЂЂЂre sorry now.

Pump Shotgun: IвІЂЂЂm starting things off in the Firearms category with the sad pathetic loser of the Left4Dead2 Projectile Weapon Family. Needless to say I am not overly fond of this gun. I canвІЂЂЂt think of anything it is better for than any of your alternatives in the early stages of a campaign. ItвІЂЂЂs not effective at a distance, but if you want a close range weapon, the game is clearly biased in favor of its many marvelous melee weapons. Add to that the tiresome reloading process and low ammunition capacity and what you get is not happy hunting. This gun has its place in the original game, but L4D2 is a different animal entirely and the pump shotgun is not a winner this time around.

Magnum Pistol: This is obviously a massive power upgrade from the pistol we were all accustomed to in original Left4Dead, not to mention being very very sexy. I really like this gun as it has the ability to drop zombies with one shot to the body, which makes it much quicker and easier to get kills than other L4D handguns. But again, it’s never going to be as effective at warding off zombies in close range as the various Melee Weapons, or at mowing down swarms of Infected quickly from a distance. However, given that the Magnum Pistol is a relatively rare find in Left4Dead2, it’s not a bad idea to give it a try when you get the chance since it does make a nice change from the more usual weapons. And in recognition of its timeless, stunning beauty, I am compelled to award this weapon with the title of Baddest, Sexiest Weapon In Left 4 Dead.

P220 Pistol: WeвІЂЂЂll start off with the most boring gun in the game in my opinion. There’s not much to say about this one, since it makes no sense to use this pistol in place of melee weapons which are vastly more effective at close range. It doesn’t bring much to the table and I can’t say I’ve used it more than a few times when there are just so many more exciting weapons to choose from in this game, including a much more powerful handgun. But hey, at least itвІЂЂЂs not the Pump Shotgun!

And now, at long last, we come to the Shooter part of our First Person Shooter game.ВP Left4Dead, you will recall, offered gamers a choice of six possible weapons, including the pistol, while Left4Dead2 has, in addition to its , a whopping 14 possible projectile weapons:ВP two handguns, including a Magnum Pistol modeled after the Desert Eagle, four Tier 1 firearms, 7 Tier 2 firearms and a Grenade Launcher. Those of us hoping for significantly more choice in guns were not disappointed! IвІЂЂЂll discuss the pistols first, leaving them out of the rankings because they donвІЂЂЂt fit into the Firearms class at all.

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